September 3, 2008
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A LONG AND DASTARDLY SENTENCE or PEDAL TO MY METTLE
As I ride my bike while eating an apple, both essential elements of my New Healthy Lifestyle Regime, I suddenly choke on a large bit of healthiness and start coughing uncontrollably, wobbling dangerously in and out of the bike lane, tears streaming down my cheeks as I gasp desperately in search of an inhale, my vision blurred as I become lightheaded, slapped unexpectedly by that damned Australian Willow because I forgot to duck, and in the final moment before what I consider to be my imminent death I recall all of the Crunchy Taco Supremes that I’ve scarfed behind the wheel of my Land Rover, with nary a thought of death or choking since there are both a Diet Pepsi and a driver’s side airbag ready for immediate deployment, and I wonder…is this irony or a karmic sucker punch?
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Kimp.s. I survive.
Comments (3)
Glad you lived to blog the story! Back to tacos and gas guzzlers for you!
HAHAHAH i love this entry.
it’s not fair. one should receive honors and assorted accolades for braving the streets on a bike.
guess you cant eat apples and ride at the same time i try 2do the same thing and it seems 2 not work at all