| | As I ride my bike while eating an apple, both essential elements of my New Healthy Lifestyle Regime, I suddenly choke on a large bit of healthiness and start coughing uncontrollably, wobbling dangerously in and out of the bike lane, tears streaming down my cheeks as I gasp desperately in search of an inhale, my vision blurred as I become lightheaded, slapped unexpectedly by that damned Australian Willow because I forgot to duck, and in the final moment before what I consider to be my imminent death I recall all of the Crunchy Taco Supremes that I’ve scarfed behind the wheel of my Land Rover, with nary a thought of death or choking since there are both a Diet Pepsi and a driver’s side airbag ready for immediate deployment, and I wonder…is this irony or a karmic sucker punch?
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Kim
p.s. I survive.
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| | Posted 9/3/2008 3:48 PM - 181 Views - 4 eProps - 2 comments
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