About Me

  • About Me: I'm old enough to think Joe Namath is hot, but smart enough to not tell anyone. Oh shit. Mother of 4, writer of plays, songs, long drawn-out essays and thinly veiled autobiographical short stories that serve as therapy. Bad therapy since I appear to most to be nutty as a loon. Oh well. At least I can spell. Sometimes.

More About Me

  • Nicknames: Honey, Sweetie, Cookie, Baby, Mrs. Luke, Ma'am, Milllie
  • Heroes: Bob Hope, Bing Crosby (not necessarily in that order)
  • Interests: words, music, coffee, food, how to keep things alive like for instance plants and children (not necessarily in that order), how to kill other things (like the ant colony under my kitchen), trying not to confuse the aforementioned two, old cars, creating things out of nothing, "let's put on a show", old fabric, old stuff, crap really...
  • Expertise: enunciation, remarkably unrealistic daily to-do lists, could possibly write a catchy song for any occasion, finding things ("Kim, where's my..."), thinking of old movie actors' names for people having conversations that I'm not involved in
  • Occupation: Artist, writer, Smart-ass