January 1, 2006

• WARNING – POETRY ABOUT MY TELEVISION!

  Now That I Have Surround Sound
  By Kim

  Now that I have Surround Sound I may have an opinion about the Academy Award for sound editing.

  Now that I have Surround Sound the subtle innuendo of Hollywood is ever more apparent.

  Now that I have Surround Sound I am distracted every time something unexpected happens in a suspenseful movie, thinking it happened in my front yard. Or on my bookshelf.

  Now that I have Surround Sound I can listen to my olde timey bluegrass recordings, with extra booming bass all right up in my face, just like it was meant to be.

  Now that I have Surround Sound I can incorporate the term “sub-woofer” into my vocabulary.

  Now that I have Surround Sound I might have to learn the meaning of Dolby.

  Now that I have Surround Sound I can’t get the refrain “And Stereophonic Sound!” as sung by Janis Paige and Fred Astaire, out of my head.

  Now that I have Surround Sound I have jumped headlong into the technology of the 80’s.

  Now that I have Surround Sound I can run the dishwasher while we are watching tv.

  • 6:16 pm
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