November 8, 2006

• CONGRATULATIONS, MADAME PELOSI, YOU THE MAN!!  or
  LOOKING FORWARD TO THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA….

  I don’t generally comment publicly on political goings-on, what with there being so many more well-informed, more opinionated, better qualified and/or louder mouths out there doing it, however, I can’t help but be slightly giddy with all of this BLUE washing over Washington last night.  I’m especially intrigued by Nancy Pelosi and her homosexual agenda.
  I  didn’t get to see many of the  negative ads that referenced (ever so
  subtley) that, for God’s sake, she’s from, you know, SAN FRANCISCO, and
  it’s so, you know, GAY.  And there’s this implied homosexual agenda and
  all.  That got me thinking, “what exactly IS a homosexual agenda and how is different that mine?”  If it’s anything like a lesbian agenda, I’m all for it, because you know The Kids in The Hall had it right – “those lesbians sure get things done.”   My agenda is loosely based on old to-do lists and the Girl Scout Law: clean the kitchen, be honest and fair,  responsible for what I say and do, eat more orange and yellow vegetables, respect myself and others, use resources wisely, make the world a better place, re-stock the earthquake supplies, don’t make a pig of yourself, be fabulous.

  If there is a homosexual agenda, it probably goes something like:  make coffee, go to work, vacuum traffic areas, reform equitable human rights in local, state and federal laws, pick up dry cleaning.

  If I might make a suggestion to any potential agenda committee members out there, how’s about addressing the flag issue?  I’m all over the rainbow flag.  Love it.  Embrace its symbolism.  Proper usage can be quite effective.  Witness:
   
  However, maybe there should be a Rainbow oversight committee to avoid unsightly graphic uses such as:

  
  I mean, please.  Eeew.

  And someone on a committee somewhere needs to address this:

  

  Is there a Homosexual Computer Agenda?

  WHY I LOVE MY HUSBAND: REASON #3  or  OOPS I VOTED AGAIN……

  This morning my dh and I were drinking coffee and looking through the newspaper coverage of yesterday’s election.  I was reading the front page, going down the list of Propositions and Measures that passed or failed and waht-have-you.  The conversation went this way:

  Me:  Measure G failed
  Mike: wow
  Measures I and J passed
  Mike: of course
  Me:  all our school board people won
  Mike: cool
  Me: (looking at an entertainment preview below) Brittney Spears is divorcing Kevin Federline.
  Mike: I voted for that
  Me:  Proposition K-Fed?
  Mike: Against it
  Me: I love you
  Mike: I know
  
  Sigh…………………

  Kim

   

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