November 7, 2004
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MADAME LUKE’S DICTIONARY. While this may throw me headlong into the world of “chick-lit,” a territory for which I have neither the patience nor the wardrobe, I must say that I (along with some of my dearest and most easily plagiarized friends) often coin terms too good not to pass on to others, at least in our own megalomaniacal minds, and, after all, it’s my blog and I’ll semanticize if I want to (hey, I think that’s one now). In my defense, not all entries involve fashion (in fact, if you knew me you’d chuckle at my whole obsession with lip gloss. It’s like Phyllis Diller and the cocktail dresses.)
FABULOCITY (n): the speed at which one can go from plain to fabulous. (not to be confused with fabulosity (n): slang for fabulousness) i.e. “With the purchase of her new velvet scarf and similarly hued lip gloss, Jill’s fabulocity increased tenfold.”
Kim
Comments (4)
What about fabulicious?…That is just a state of being.
LMAO! Semanticize. I have no ability for fabulocity.
all hail the woman who coined the ever useful phrase, monkey assholes
I’m out of lipgloss, but I use and love Aveda’s. I’ve never achieved fabulocity, but next time I get some lipgloss, I will remember it only takes a coordinating scarf and there may be some hope.