January 15, 2006

• MADAME LUKE’S DICTIONARY. Dispisal, n. An imaginary appliance used to dispose of articles and/or persons one despises. “My sister gave me a pair of sweatpants with writing across the ass. I deposited them directly in the dispisal.”

  NEW DEFINITION FOR OLD WORDS. Fashionista, n. Formerly used to describe an expert on haute couture. New improved meaning: A cappucino server who reads Vogue (i.e. Barrista + Fashion).

  HOT FASHION TREND SPOTTED. During an infrequent night-on-the-town last evening, I was shocked to see that the Serpico look is back and hotter than ever. Unfortunately I don’t think any of the young men sporting the scruffy-face-knit-hat-oversized “cop undercover making drug deals” look were old enough to even know who Serpico is. I think it was more of an Ashton-Kutcher-with-a-hangover thing.

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